If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet griswold christmas vacation christmas shirt is pre shrunk and pre washed.
Eddie head sewn to the carpet.
If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn t be more surprised than i am now.
Hey kids i heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted santa s sleigh on its way in from new york city.
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With a big ribbon on his head.
And i want to look him straight in the eye and i want to tell him what a cheap lying no good rotten four flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat ass bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped worm.
As an entourage of suits lead by clark s boss passes by single file merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas kiss my ass.
You surprised to see us clark.
Well i m gonna park the cars and get the luggage and well i ll be outside for the season.
If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn t be more surprised than i am now.
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You surprised to see us clark.
Eddie in the driveway is draining the rv s toilet.
If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn t be more surprised than i am now christmas vacation 1989 all of the major equity indices with the exception of the dow jones industrial average djia hit new highs for the year last week as the news broke of a tax deal that everyone including us have been expecting.
Oh eddie if i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn t be more surprised than i am now chevy chase as clark griswold reacting to his cousin eddie played by randy quaid showing up unexpectedly at christmas in the movie christmas vacation 1989.
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Oh eddie if i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn t be more surprised that i am now.